That’s what (s)he said

Extreme procrastination and suffocating boredom are probably the two primary reasons students read administrative emails. But it’s summer in Berkeley, and we at the Clog have nothing better to do than troll through these archives of mostly unread messages and excavate their perhaps deeper meanings. This highbrow piece showcases the
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Chancellor Dirks, don’t tear down this wall

We at the Clog would like to voice our support regarding Chancellor Nicholas Dirks’ new fence. There are absolutely no problems with it whatsoever. Part of what keeps us going as an institution is a commitment to change and innovation, and the existence of this fence embodies both of those
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Finding your niche at UC Berkeley

After opening the acceptance letter plastered with the face of Amy Jarich, the woman who holds a mysterious allure surpassing even Chancellor Dirks’, my sense of self worth soared. It’ll be marked in my life history as my most monumental validation. It was perhaps the only time in my life where I felt as on top of the world as Oprah Winfrey does daily.
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Who are “We at the Clog”

If you have ever read a Clog article, you’ve probably encountered the phrase “We at the Clog.” The first time, you might’ve thought it was a little strange. By the 20th time, you may have just assumed it to be a little gimmick that we toss in absentmindedly when we need
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Quiz: Which finals time slot do you embody?

Finals week is always hellish for everyone. It doesn’t matter whether you have two finals and two papers or five finals and two lab practicals, next week will be one of the most anxiety-inducing, stressful weeks of our short 17- to 23- year lives. Everyone at UC Berkeley knows what
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Only at UC Berkeley

We at the Clog know that you’ll miss school over the summer. When you’re sunbathing on the Greek coast or working at that fancy internship, you’ll have thoughts such as: “I really miss searching for the bathrooms in Dwinelle Hall” or “Gee, I sure miss having squirrels steal my lunch” from time to time. Luckily for you, we have compiled a list of peculiarities specific to UC Berkeley’s campus so that you can ruminate on the good times you have on campus.
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Quiz: Why are you breaking out?

In this difficult time when we’re all finishing up final papers and buzzing with anxiety and anticipation for finals, acne and pimples are simply a part of our adolescent, hormonal lives. Right now, we’re all feeling the pressure to succeed and plan ahead for RRR week and finals so we
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Tips and tricks for using Schedule Planner

What’s the most surprising thing that’s come out of 2016? Some might say the Donald Trump presidential campaign, some might say the album Beyonce casually decided to drop over the weekend — but we’re going to go with the fact that the administration has somehow managed to come up with a
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