‘Ight, Imma Head Out’ moments at UC Berkeley

Illustration of Oski with text "Ight Imma head out"
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As meme culture evolves at UC Berkeley, we find new ways of expressing the most complex of emotions through internet humor. One of which is “ight, imma head out,” in the form of a “SpongeBob SquarePants” screencap. We’re sure that all you UC Berkeley students can relate to this feeling, so we’ve compiled a list of the most common cases.
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A found poem from Berkeley Yelp reviews

Yelp reviews are partially valuable for deciding where to eat, but mostly valuable for entertainment purposes. At the Clog, one of our favorite hobbies might or might not be reading these reviews and finding the funniest ones. And, of course, we obviously love writing, so we crafted a found poem. What’s a found
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An ode to Zachary’s Pizza

I’ve had it with Sliver’s bougie vegetarian pies and absurd (though delicious) minty dipping sauce. Don’t even get me started on the pinnacle of self-righteous foodism that is the beloved Cheeseboard. All I want is a downright saucy and unapologetically cheesy meal, one that is both sturdier than a Chemistry textbook and tastier than your average
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What to do when your parents are in town

Your parents are in town, and that means two things. First, you’re going to eat real food that somebody else makes instead of boxed macaroni and orange juice straight from the carton. Second, you’re going to get lovingly yelled at about things. It’s time for you to clean up your
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