Chris Harrison

Let’s dig into the four hours of finale coverage that the producers subjected us to!

Welcome back to “The Bachelor,” where the truth is made up and actually finding true love doesn’t matter!

What better way to start off a new decade than watching 20-somethings cry over a man who still lives at home?

Crocs. Trash men being on this season of “The Bachelorette.” These are just a couple of the things that have been going on for too long.

And just like that we’re taken back to Crete, where two of America’s favorite contestants and Jed stand awaiting their fate.

At this point, the producers must have a whole file of contestant reaction shots to Luke P. just ready to be used whenever Luke P. opens his mouth.

All bets are off on which couples will actually make it past a few months, but for now we can all pretend that love was found on this season of “Bachelor in Paradise.” Now, we have to purge this entire franchise out of our system before “The Bachelor” begins again in January.

It is astounding that there have been more than 130 contestants on this show and only six who have found love, yet everyone still thinks the odds are in their favor.

At this point, Bachelor in Paradise has enough love triangles to make a geometry teacher confused. Jenna is the second blonde distraught over who to pick.

We start right where we left off, with the “Goose Gang” a self-imposed title Nick, Jordan and Chris have given themselves, confronting Colton.