If Beyoncé attended Berkeley

It’d be beyond our wildest dreams if Queen B ever graced our campus with her majestic presence, and while we at the Clog never say never, we’ve realized we might have to stick to daydreaming on this one. However, our imaginations got us thinking, and we wondered exactly what Beyoncé’s
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Lessons on romance

If you look at the long list of things we at the Clog need to get done this week, you’ll probably find vacuuming halfheartedly scrawled at the bottom. If you look even further down, you’ll see where we erased the task of doing our readings for next Monday. And if you look underneath that
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Read to succeed

Here’s a psychological analysis of an attempt to be on top of our shit and participate in intellectual happenings by actually doing our readings.
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First week of school bingo

It’s only been a few days since the new semester started, and although you might have a few more pages of reading than you expected, there’s no way things could have gone too badly in such a short amount of time. At least, we hope so. Take some time between
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Lies college professors tell us

Graduating high school to land us in college doesn’t mean that all our teachers now will treat us like adults who know better in life. College is only an extension of high school in which students continue to decipher and read in between the lines of what their college professors
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How to prepare for the end of the semester

Sometimes life in Berkeley all gets so overwhelming and it feels like you can’t keep up. With RRR Week about two weeks away, things may seem to be moving too quickly to process. If you’re keeping up just fine, keep doing what you’re doing and take further motivation in crossing
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50 thoughts you have while walking in the rain

There have been quite a few rainy days in Berkeley since the beginning of the semester. We at the Clog haven’t quite been enjoying it, but we do enjoy complaining about it. With the weather forecast predicting a few days of rain, we at the Clog decided to create a
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