Clog Report: Oski finds love with Berkeley Marriage Pact
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Despite past relationship troubles, Oski has found love through the Berkeley Marriage Pact, a student-made matchmaking service.
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Clog Report: Student misses class after failing to find a ride-sharing carpool
Unfortunately for Rebu Sproul, at the end of winter break, most students come back before school starts — not on the first day of classes.
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Clog Report: What the Axe has been up to now that it’s back
Despite only being back for a few weeks now, the Axe has already developed an addiction to the one and only Caffè Strada.
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Clog Report: Karl the Fog’s cousin lives in Berkeley! Meet Misty the Mist
Just as San Francisco’s fog has earned the name of Karl the Fog, we at the Clog have decided to name Berkeley’s own weather phenomenon Misty the Mist — who just so happens to be a cousin of Karl.
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Clog Report: Ghosts of campus haunt midterm-takers
In the past week, campus staff has received multiple reports of eerie gusts of wind and lurking shadows in the night, Dwinelle Hall being a repeated scene of this paranormal activity.
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Clog Report: Students study by candlelight during PG&E power outage
Despite many emails telling students to avoid campus during the power outage, in true Berkeley fashion, students defied the administration and protested by marching to campus to study — by candlelight.
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Clog Report: 15 percent of UC Berkeley students actually 3 stacked Kiwibots in trench coat
Thanks to an anonymous tip, we at the Daily Clog have unveiled a conspiracy that threatens to shake UC Berkeley to its core. Many of the “students” walking on campuswere actually not students at all — they were three Kiwibots stacked on top of each other.
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Clog Report: Professor tries to catch students for conversing in Morse code during midterm
Noticing that the sneezes seemed to make specific sounds in varying combos, a professor deduced that the students were using Morse code, sneeze edition.
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Editor’s Note: April Fool’s Day 2019
Why not dedicate packaged content to the greatest there ever will be? We at the Clog want to show our appreciation for our favorite man, Steve Carell!
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Clog Report: Entire ant hill found in dining hall salad
Here at UC Berkeley, it’s no mystery that the dining hall food is astoundingly subpar. Several instances of meals with a side of a singular horse fly can be seen nearly once a day on the popular Facebook page, Overheard at UC Berkeley — and last Friday night at Crossroads was no different.
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