What would Dirks do?

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It’s tough to be the chancellor. Each day presents a new set of challenges and problems to solve, along with the traditional duties of the job. We at the Clog have come up with a list of tasks we think the chancellor might need to complete each day.
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Why is Remy’s a ghost town?

Does anyone else really miss Remy’s Bar & Grill? It seriously used to be the most poppin’ place to come to on a Tuesday night, but it seems that nowadays it’s a ghost town. There are several conspiracy theories that we at the Clog think may have contributed to Remy’s sudden
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Why is the Olympic pool water green?

If you’ve been keeping up with the Olympics, you probably have heard about the “green pool syndrome” that has been plaguing the Rio Olympics. We know the press is saying this color is due to either changes in alkalinity or algae blooms, but we at the Clog have some of
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Who are “We at the Clog”

If you have ever read a Clog article, you’ve probably encountered the phrase “We at the Clog.” The first time, you might’ve thought it was a little strange. By the 20th time, you may have just assumed it to be a little gimmick that we toss in absentmindedly when we need
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Conspiracy theories on the renovation of Wheeler Hall

Recently, it was announced that as of next semester, Wheeler Hall will be renovated for a variety of purposes. Reasons for the renovation include the modernization of the elevators, window and roof restoration and an attempt to make the building LEED-certified, among other things. But we at the Clog are suspicious
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15 theories on why the public health major was suspended

As you’ve probably heard, there’s been a massive scare in the past week over the suspension of the public health major. The School of Public Health recently decided to suspend undergraduates from applying to the major, causing widespread uproar. Fortunately, admissions were reinstated, but what really happened here? Why did
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Conspiracy theories on the Stern Hall fire alarms

In case you didn’t hear, the girls at Stern Hall were recently victims of five fire alarms in just a few days. Apart from one mandatory alarm, the rest were unexpected and mysterious. And, of course, they all happened in the late evenings and early mornings — so everyone was
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What really happened to bCourses?

After the great bCourses tragedy of 2015, we at the Clog were left with an immense number of both grief and conspiracy theories. Armed with our healthy dose of skepticism, we set out to present some of these theories to you. Although the characters we interviewed are fictional, our theories are
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