cupid

probe the depths of my psyche. place your lips on my ear and enunciate.

Need some suggestions on how to warm your crush's heart? Want some ideas to help you and your boo get hot and bothered? Not to fret, Bears.

Contrary to what it may seem, I am no relationship expert. If anything, I’m the exact opposite. I know that this is an earth-shattering revelation since all signs point to me being Cupid’s protégé ... but alas, I wouldn’t know the first thing to do if one of those “relationship” things fell into my lap.

It was around 9 p.m. on Valentine’s Day, and Cupid was stoned.