enchanted

Awash in a deep golden-orange glow, violinists Vita Yee and Jory Fankuchen, violist Ivo Bokulic and cellist Samsun van Loon settled in a circle beneath the church’s intricately embellished dome, prepared to usher audiences into their wildest dreams.

Though “Disenchanted” seeks to rekindle the magic of its precursor, it falls short on almost every front.

In the pursuit of a great love story, every main character knows how crucial it is to maintain the perfect playlist — a blend of soft ballads and melancholic voices will serve to commemorate fleet flirtations as you pore over them deep into the night. 

As much as everyone loves “Shake It Off” and “Love Story,” this list is comprised of Swift’s deep cuts and lesser known songs, which are carefully curated and chosen to represent your zodiac sign.

In its entirety, the film is a subversion of everything its predecessors were and are — ultimately working to reshape the presence of the female character within the fairytale genre.

Let the haters hate. You know all too well that in order to throw an absolutely perfect Fourth of July party, you’re just gonna have to jump then fall.