Kardashians

In the name of festivities we've decided to name a Kardashian-Jenner patron for each of the UC Berkeley libraries to give you something to really celebrate.

we here at the Clog are Berkeley goggle-fighting experts ourselves, and we've got a whole bunch of tips primed for sharing to ensure that your eyesight and attractiveness meter are neutralized and back to working properly while you're out of the Berkeley bubble for the next few weeks.

It must be time for us to throw our chokers into the bonfire along with those Kurt Cobain sunglasses — once a trend becomes a meme, it’s hard to go back.

While the pacing might not always work, these eight women do — each bringing expertise and a general sense of fun to their two-dimensional characters.