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I dream of being exactly where I am. Waking up to gray skies wrapped in light pink sheets. / I’ve replaced the cool coastal wind for pulsing still air, / Quiet boys in gray hoodies for young men in suits.

It was crushing, admitting to myself there wasn’t a single piece I could remember how to play in its entirety without mistakes, a deserved blow. 

With a dildo in one hand, a vibrator in another and an incognito tab at the ready, I dove into the treasure trove that was Reddit’s NSFW Plowcam page.

So, how does one master the majestic art of successfully fliering to students here at UC Berkeley? Have a seat, young Padawan.