50 thoughts we had while watching Jurassic World

Warning: spoilers! (obviously) We took the bus all the way to Emeryville for this. This park clearly did not do so well the first time (or the second and third). Why in the hell would they re-open it? Zach is really angsty and a terrible older brother. Wow, he’s kind
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Fun things to do with your mom while you’re home

One of the many cool thing that happens in college — besides gaining self-awareness, making friends to last a lifetime and eating lots of cheesy sticks at 2 a.m. — is that your mom stops being solely the wonderful woman who raised you, loved you and nagged you (the last two are
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“Fifty Shades of Grey”: if Ana went to Berkeley

Whether or not you’ve seen or read “Fifty Shades of Grey,” we think it’s safe to say a large percentage of us have a hard time identifying with Anastasia Steele or her relationship with Christian Grey. In an attempt to understand her a little better, let’s make Ana one of us.
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What should you do on Valentine’s Day?

So you completely forgot that Valentine’s Day is coming up. Looks like you need to make some plans — fast. Take our quiz and figure out how you should spend the holiday. Image Sources: Torsten Reimer, Taylor McKnight, mySAPL Contact Summer Langton at [email protected]

Here’s to you, Mr. Nichols

For most of my high school career, I was not much of a reader. I was, however, a self-taught scholar of the online literary summary — SparkNotes, CliffsNotes, even some of the heavier stuff, such as WikiSummaries. I could summarize “Ulysses” in 200 words, “Crime and Punishment” in 100, “Pride
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A week in events: 10/6 –10/11

Tired of being out of the loop? Here’s a compilation of the most important and awesome events happening this week. Monday, October 6th All day: Tele-BEARS appointment information available for spring semester Noon: Assessing personality type and career workshop – preregistration required — Tang Center 2 p.m.: How to email
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The guide to the ultimate mug cake

When settling into my too-worn-in sofa, wearing pajamas that are also a little too worn in, I always feel as though I’m forgetting something. Cheesy romantic comedy? Check. Glasses on and makeup off? Check. Then, I realize I forgot a snack: the most important prerequisite for a movie night. Rummaging
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‘Beasts’ brings magic to the South

Men, women and children parade through the streets of a swampy neighborhood, and homemade alcoholic beverages are consumed in unmarked bottles, the children burn Roman candles as they run. This community is called the Bathtub, and life is different here. First-time director Benh Zeitlin creates an expressive and signature film
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