no. 1 public university

You've been accepted into the No. 1 public university (on your own merit, we assume). We at the Clog want to give you a BEARy warm welcome to UC Berkeley.

Do not fear, because we at the Clog have your back. Although during midterm season they feel few and far between, we are here to remind you of the wonderful feelings that you get to have at UC Berkeley! Hang in there!

It's been almost three years since One Direction went on hiatus, but we at the Clog can't help but still think about these absolute heartthrobs. With their solo careers in full swing, we want to know how they would handle careers as UC Berkeley students.

The Clog has given you tips on how to get flyered on Sproul and how to avoid the flyers altogether. We've always given the pedestrians of Sproul the upper hand. But, what about the Sproulers?

We at the Clog have taken the liberty of outlining some of the thoughts that may be going through your head now that the summer is half over.