Pirates

Now, I’m not condoning cheating by any means, but there needs to be an acknowledgment of how special Bonds was, even before he was caught cheating. His talents should be recognized through the greatest achievements in all of sports: a HOF induction.

Want to find out how a gang of 150 pairs of gay lovers defeated Sparta’s world famous army? Or about the secret queer life of pirates?

It’s fun to talk like a silly pirate. In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, here are some life lessons you can take from those pirate stories.

The members of the Decemberists do their old sound of country pirate folk music significantly better than whatever this new ‘80s synth phase is.

The players emerged from backstage donning purple velvet pants, gold vests, blond wigs and puffy white shirts, and the crowd was welcomed to the Globe Theatre in the year 1608.

While the film underserves its characters, the basic elements that its story is grounded in are the most satisfying of any “Pirates” film since the first.