I wanted to be like women in porn
Sex on Tuesday
After I saw a woman make an 8-inch dick disappear like a magic trick and heard the guy moan, I thought, “OK, I can do that.”
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Out, loud and vocal
Sex on Tuesday
I used to hate how women sounded in porn — breathy, overly enthusiastic, shrill, annoying. But I’ve realized that my actual issue with their eager exclamations was that they seemed forced and fake.
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Dick flicks for chicks
Sex on Tuesday
This column was originally published in the Aug. 31, 2010 issue of The Daily Californian. It’s either a great misconception that women don’t watch and enjoy porn, or I just happen to know the only girls in existence who do. I’m not saying we watch it all the time to
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Mom’s rules for the internet
Miss Communication
It was a 20-minute drive from my childhood home in San Diego to my middle school one town over. Twenty minutes that my mom never failed to capitalize on. It was the time for her proverbial lectures on the dangers of the world. I was her captive audience, and our
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An X-rated lesson
Sex on Tuesday
The truth is, even though I was probably afraid of penises most of all, I was still pretty terrified of bodies in general at that point, including my own.
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Queef, queef, who’s there?
Sex on Tuesday
He grunted seductively: “Yeah … let that pussy speak,” as each and every vigorous thrust unleashed a crescendo of moist quacks from her glistening hole
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Surprise Porn!
cw: NSFW Editor’s note: This podcast was removed from Soundcloud because it was deemed “unacceptable based on our reasonable discretion,” according to an email they sent to The Daily Californian. We are working to get it back up through a different medium. Here’s a fun treat for you while you
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Rescuing Ruby
Sex on Tuesday
Ruby is one of those coworkers whose life endlessly perplexes me. When I first started at my club, I recognized her as one of the veteran dancers — her sales skills are a force to be reckoned with. It was also clear to me that she had a few illegal
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A colonial sexuality
Have you ever watched porn after masturbating? Have you ever, while your discretion isn’t clouded by raging hormones, taken a clear and analytical look at what’s on display? The first time I really noticed what I was watching — the first time a hilariously terrible script and blatant racism shocked
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What’s porn, anyways?
As the first ever NYC Pornographic Film Festival is set to begin Feb. 27, erotic creative artists from every corner of the industry are gearing up to show their work. Yet the unusual mix of artists has already raised questions about what actually constitutes porn. With submissions ranging from standard
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