The 5 stages of Phase I grief

Just like the election results, you may have endured a miserable Phase I of class enrollment that didn’t quite turn out in your favor, and now it’s time to begin your grieving process. You might have failed to get into the lecture for that all-important major prerequisite, you’re last on the
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Websites that are less ratchet than CalCentral

Oh, CalCentral. Where do we begin? With class registration looming upon us, we at the Clog thought we might reflect on the university’s most ratchet website to date. We know, you’re already aware that it looks like a third grader made it. Its interface is hardly user-friendly, and it’s just
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148th registration games

You’re sitting in bed, cocooned in your down comforter while watching “The Hunger Games” when a notification pops up in the right-hand corner of your laptop: “Registration tomorrow 8 a.m.” A chill runs down your spine as you recall the last time you fought for a seat in one of
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The struggles of Tele-BEARS

Tele-BEARS Phase I is here: the dreaded yet beloved time of year when we get to plan our schedules for next semester before even having completed the current semester. It is a time of stress, new possibilities, creativity and worry. We at the Clog understand the many struggles of Tele-BEARS and have rounded
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