How to avoid the plague and/or common cold

Obviously, the first step to staying healthy is to not catch any of the nasty stuff floating around. But clearly, many of y’all are incompetent in that area, so we’ll move on to some other, more preventative tips. Get the flu shot. Even if you get infected by another strain
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Break-up letter to the midterm-season cold

Dear midterm-season cold, Please leave me alone. I’ve had enough of your selfish ways. You have absolutely zero consideration for me. It’s no matter to you whether I’m deep into a problem set or in the zone while cranking out my history essay. When you want something, you want it now. You
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Sick as a freshman

On the first day of my spring semester freshman year, my father careened up to the curb of Bancroft Way in his red sedan, practically launching me out of the backseat. I grabbed my bags and sprinted toward class, my head swimming. Everyone, I imagine, is nervous to start a
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