Game of Thorns: Weeks 1-5 of ‘The Bachelorette’ are the hot mess you wanted
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Alabama Hannah is back after getting her heart broken by Colton, a man so bland that Ben Higgins looks like Miss Congeniality next to him.
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Call me by your name and I’ll call you Lauren B.: The sad queer history of ‘The Bachelor’
“The Bachelor” franchise is about heterosexuality — it’s not a show that knows how to handle LGBTQ+ identities. The franchise is so rooted in the heteronormative “romantic love” of a cisgender boy proposing to a cisgender girl at the end of the show that anything outside of that formula does not compute.
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Game of Thorns: ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Week 1 reminds us it’s the reason we watch ‘The Bachelor’ and ‘The Bachelorette’
The best D-listers from past “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” seasons are here on Reject Island™ to find love and improve their Instagram follower counts.
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Game of Thorns: ‘The Bachelorette’ finale is a win for love, a loss for everything else
Fun fact: If you take a sip every time Chris Harrison says “most dramatic season ever,” you’ll black out before you can even find out whom Becca chooses.
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Game of Thorns: ‘The Bachelorette: Men Tell All’ special proves Chris Harrison may not be a ‘Westworld’ host
Ahhh, the “Men Tell All” special, when eliminated contestants come together and bicker with each other for those precious extra minutes of screen time.
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Game of Thorns: Week 9 of ‘The Bachelorette’ makes Arie Luyendyk Jr. references more prevalent than Chris Harrison appearances
Fantasy suites are this week. Let it just sink in that Becca has yet to spend any time with her remaining three guys without any cameras present.
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Game of Thorns: Week 8 of ‘The Bachelorette’ shows off every small town in America through bland hometown dates
Ohhhh, the hometowns. Where Sean Lowe showed Emily Maynard that he lived with his parents, JoJo Fletcher’s mom gained a cult following for her wine-drinking ways, and Ben Higgins brutally cut Amanda Stanton after meeting her kids. With only four guys left and a proposal looming ahead, Becca must get
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Game of Thorns: Week 7 of ‘The Bachelorette’ realizes there are only so many things you can do at the beach
Before the shirts come off and bikinis come on, however, Chris Harrison sits down to talk with Becca again, finally doing something for the show.
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Game of Thorns: Week 6 of ‘The Bachelorette’ relishes in the colonial history of Virginia, pretends slavery didn’t happen
This week, Becca and the guys go to Richmond, Virginia, the city version of a Michaels craft store.
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Trashy to flashy: A power ranking of the best and worst reality TV shows
With bad reality TV comes good, too. We at the Clog have a power ranking of what we believe are the trashiest and the flashiest reality TV shows.
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