RIP summer plans

This is the summer that we’ll reminisce about in the years to come. Fast forward three months and we’ve completely devolved into a brown-throated sloth.
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What kind of bear is best?

When Jim Halpert asks Dwight this question in “The Office,” he’s only baiting Dwight into another one of his pranks. But had he asked a UC Berkeley student, what should their answer be? It turns out Oski’s not even real, so the only bears on campus are statues. In order
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When your lectures are webcast as television shows

It’s about that time in the semester when midterms are in full steam. And besides copious amounts of stress and anxiety building up, the lack of time to eat and sleep have also resulted in extreme hunger and tiredness. Every fiber of your being is telling you to hit the
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That’s what (s)he said

Extreme procrastination and suffocating boredom are probably the two primary reasons students read administrative emails. But it’s summer in Berkeley, and we at the Clog have nothing better to do than troll through these archives of mostly unread messages and excavate their perhaps deeper meanings. This highbrow piece showcases the
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‘The Office’ characters as campus buildings

If you ever find yourself procrastinating to the point where you’re reading this article, then you’re in for a good time. For those lovers of “The Office” out there, we at the Clog decided to compare campus buildings to characters on the show. Happy comparing! Creed Bratton as East Asian
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