UC Berkeley alternative facts

Let’s spin together — there’s nothing better than the alternative truth! 1. “Oski Bear is terrifying (to the point where looking at him chills you to your very core) on purpose: to fend off our opponents.” Oski is an example of someone who’s done an amazing job at being scary
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Ra Ra for Gaga

She’s hatched from an egg. She’s worn a meat dress. She has her own Tiffany’s commercial. She mic-dropped at Super Bowl LI. Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah Gaga oh-la-la! That’s right, little Berkeley monsters, the queen herself graced us with a beyond-electrifying halftime performance last night. Yeah, maybe this
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What should you do this week?

The week after Thanksgiving break is an odd one, to be sure. Instead of going straight into RRR week, we are subjected to one last week of lectures. Since we all know you’re not actually going to class (because you didn’t do your homework), we at the Clog have set up
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What squirrels think of anti-Trump protests

Dear humans, It’s so awesome that you’re expressing your political views, but where are we supposed to go when you’ve got Sproul Plaza all blockaded? Do you understand how difficult it is to collect acorns and Golden Bear Cafe crumbs for your squirrel family when there’s no space to get to
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An overlooked election tragedy: the planet

With the most recent presidential election of a carrot, many people were beyond frightened when thinking about this country’s four-year future. This fear is very justifiable, as said carrot hates on other carrots all the time. Additionally, this carrot doesn’t believe in what 99 percent of climate scientists have said
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The media and Trump

On my run this evening, I almost got hit by a car. The driver lurched forward into the crosswalk, and we began to yell at each other, but the man’s windows were rolled up and I couldn’t hear him. All I could see was an angry white man saying something
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