How to console your friends during midterm season

It’s a rough life for all of us right now. We’re in the thick of midterm season, and we’re all struggling to keep a social life (just kidding, we’re UC Berkeley students so our social life is already nonexistent) while juggling our classes. Midterms are the worst, especially because here at UC Berkeley, midterms aren’t really midterms.
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UC Berkeley majors as animals

Sssssss. Is that a Haas snake we hear? Probably, considering they’re basically everywhere. The Haas snake is an overrated creature, consistently being the butt of the joke of UC Berkeley via memes on UCBMFET. But what about the other majors here at UC Berkeley?
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UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens guide

Some memes are excellent, others are good and some are just painful to read. What’s a meme connoisseur to do? Well, you’ve come to the right place. We at the Clog have thoughtfully provided a comprehensive guide that will tell you to whether to post that meme or discard it for
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If UC Berkeley celebrities ran in ASUC elections

When Caesar was warned to beware the ides of March, he knew nothing of the hell that is ASUC election season, but the shoe certainly fits. We at the Clog need to emotionally prepare ourselves for this trying time, and what better way to do so than by poking some
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UC Berkeley horoscopes: week of Feb. 26

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) Your Type-A brain needs a truly A+ project to occupy your time. No, we don’t mean CS ( because C++ looks more like a grade you don’t want than a language to learn). Instead, take it a little more literally: Count all the letter
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For the love of rain boots

Dearest Rainboots, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and height of the deepest puddle When on rainy days, under umbrellas we all huddle For brave protection from a cold winter’s day. I love thee for saving pinkie toes from sorrow In
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Guide to UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens

To some, it epitomizes the UC Berkeley experience. And to many, it’s their pride and joy to generate popular memes for students across college campuses to see. It’s UC Berkeley Memes for Edgy Teens, or simply UCBMFET (in part administrated by Daily Californian editorial staff). With 49,566 members and counting, you may
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