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Love Letter to Nobody in Particular

Dear Cupid, You seemed to have missed me this past Tuesday. It would appear that Feb. 14 has come and gone without your arrow leading me to the love of my life. It’s possible that my many eager suitors overwhelmed you when they were begging you to stick it in
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25 ways to work off all those Valentine’s Day sweets

If you feel a little bloated after eating all the delicious candy that your Valentine oh-so-thoughtfully and graciously presented you with, check out our super helpful and necessary tips for working off all that excess high-fructose corn starch. Cold exposure boosts metabolic rate (just going outside for five minutes could
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Valentines Day’s texts for your exes

St. Valentine’s Day. For some, this is a day filled with romantic love, fine chocolate, blissful tears of joy and anything but saint-like behaviors. For others, such as us as the Clog, V-Day will be an alarming day filled with drinking, sobbing, over-eating and, most significantly, reaching out to our
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Quiz: What candy heart message are you?

It’s Valentine’s Day, Bears. While we at the Clog will be out performing Real Investigative Journalism™ (trying to find every candy heart slogan in the box) instead of going out with our significant others, that doesn’t mean you can’t get into the romantic spirit. Thanks to our tireless work, we’ve
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February 14th festivities

It’s Valentine’s Day again (or just another terrible Tuesday), and you’re pressed for things to do. The thought of going to an elegant restaurant makes your wallet ache, and the notion of watching “The Notebook” one more time brings on heavy nausea. Don’t fret though, because we at the Clog
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