An ode to Yogurtland

Rest in peace, Yogurtland. With your convenient location, funky flavors of the month and the dopest toppings of them all, you were truly one-of-a-kind.
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Valentines Day’s texts for your exes

St. Valentine’s Day. For some, this is a day filled with romantic love, fine chocolate, blissful tears of joy and anything but saint-like behaviors. For others, such as us as the Clog, V-Day will be an alarming day filled with drinking, sobbing, over-eating and, most significantly, reaching out to our
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UC Berkeley disses

UC Berkeley is a place chock-full of sassy students just waiting for the opportunity to diss one of their peers. Whether it be due to all the stress we are under or just because we are just straight-up salty all the time, we can always find something to diss our
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Late blooming

My younger brother was the first person to show me “What Makes You Beautiful,” released in 2011. We probably played that song 30 times that afternoon and danced nonstop around the living room the whole time. We watched the music video and critiqued the attractiveness of all the lead singers
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