Weekend woes

It’s no secret that the weekend always seems to be on performance enhancing drugs. Our precious reprieve of the laziness of Saturday and Sunday passes by at a speed that would leave even Usain Bolt in a tizzy. Although the physics department has yet to release a statement explaining this repeated jump in the time-space continuum, we at the Clog know one thing for certain. Nothing ever gets done on the weekend.
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What frats could serve instead of Vitali

As the start of the school year gets under way, the men in fraternity houses seem intent on serving as much Vitali as physically possible in order to make sure everyone forgets about this upcoming ordeal. Although the sight of freshmen shuddering with each shot is amusing, there’s definitely room for improvement
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The dark underbelly of Berkeley cliches

You don’t even have to tell us, we already know. You drink Pabst Blue Ribbon out of a yogurt container, you think Judith Butler is the 21st century Gandhi (which, let’s be real, is kind of true), and you’re shocked to learn that other schools use Scantrons for their philosophy
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What’s a typical ‘UC Berkeley’ line?

If you’ve been on Facebook in the past week, you know the post. Everyone seems to be asking “whats a typical (insert name here) line?” So we thought we’d do one for UC Berkeley. So, what’s a typical “Berkeley” line? 1. Let’s go get Asian Ghetto. Oh, damn I don’t have
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Chopped: Berkeley restaurants edition

Welcome to tonight’s episode of Chopped, where we’re featuring some of the most remarkable late-night chefs in the noted foodie enclave of Berkeley — birth of the farm-to-table movement and home to a campus full of promising young gastronomes. Eligible for competition were renowned restauranteurs at such high-end establishments as
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Quiz: Are you more Yogurtland or Yogurt Park?

As the days are getting hotter here in Berkeley, frozen yogurt sales are skyrocketing. With ongoing controversy surrounding who has better chilled treats, the most pressing question of the summer is, “Where do you get your froyo?” It seems that there are two types of people in this world — those who prefer Yogurtland and those who crave Yogurt Park. Where does your allegiance lie?
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Comparing life at Clark Kerr with life at units

Housing at UC Berkeley can be overwhelming for newly admitted students. We at the Clog wish we’d had someone to break down all of UC Berkeley’s residence hall life options and tell us what life at each building would come to look like. So here’s a breakdown of myths our newly
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Mental tips and tricks for RRR week

Everyone brace yourselves. The end of the semester is near. It’s the final home stretch and the end’s in sight, but the show’s not over yet. During this time, it’s easy to let the sweet tease of summer cause us to lose sight of the motivation that’s crucial to getting
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Quiz: Which Berkeley dessert place are you?

From CREAM to Yogurt Land, there’s no shortage of dessert places in Berkeley. These delicious places cause us to lose lots of money weekly. We eat there so much, in fact, that perhaps we have started to become them. So in this week of Clog, we have decided to see
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